OH to be chic and glamorous! i have this dream where i swoop into the room, head held high, stomach in, flawlessly attired , and not a hair out of place. women seethe with envy, gentlemen leap to their feet and offer a chair, and I, like princess Grace, smile regally, then sit down with knees together and slender feet crossed at the ankles. my gown is the latest fashion, spotless and wrinkle-free. when i speak my voice is soft but sure, and I do not stammer or hesitate.
I try to make this dream a reality. And while I probably could never be considered glamorous, at least I try to have my hair fixed and have on clean clothes when I go out. But somehow, I always manage to arrive looking like a pup who has been playing in the rain.
there was a day i and my friend went for a business meeting when it began to rain and there was this couple that came in late with us, before we could park all the good parking space were taking so we had to walk quite away. the woman wore her best slacks. it would be understandable to get a few little mud spots on the bottoms, but when wewww.chizuruokeblogsite.wordpress.com entered into the brightly lit room she discovered that she had a big muddy smear on her stomach.
"Let it dry" her husband advised. "then you can brush it off." but she had to give her report before it dried she knew everyone was looking at the mud, so she kept trying to hold pages over it, and she dropped some. when she bent down to pick them up she bumped she bumped heads with the moderator who had bent down to help her.
"Does my girl feel grumpy?" her husband asked me. i looked at him with a groaning look and replied "How can you love anybody who is so sloppy-so-over-weight-so-klutzy." He stormed
"its hard".i nodded with a grin.
when his wife began to cry he turned to her and hugged her "if she was all rolled up in bandages," she said, "And you couldn't see me, would you still love me?"
"Of course,"He snapped. "It would still be you inside."
"Guess that answers your question" she nodded and He kissed her and said I love the you inside."
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